darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via preetikasingh)

gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

(Source: supostos, via tumbledore-)

Timestamp: 1398173971

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

(Source: humansofnewyork, via dazed---away)

Timestamp: 1398173926

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4, via leenyo)

forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

(via miscaitlin)

carry-on-my-otp:

there’s no love like the love of Turk and J.D

(Source: darkchocolateandtea, via funloser)

Timestamp: 1398084662

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(via totheinternetandbeyond)

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

image

(via hopes-friend)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via miscaitlin)

copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something

(Source: bongbonger, via totheinternetandbeyond)

Timestamp: 1398084498

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

(via michelxngelo)

Timestamp: 1398084436