marc-movies:

on-my-way-to-steal-yo-man:

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

"911 there’s a person trying to murder me"

"Omg why are they doing that, that’s illegal!"

this is too brilliant

(Source: exclusivelylouisck, via charlotte-aufraise)

Timestamp: 1397993831

soaply:

my city now 

(Source: jailor, via unholymischief)

Timestamp: 1397993747

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via tumbledore-)

Timestamp: 1397992024

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

(via miscaitlin)

pantsare-forsquares:

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

I have reblogged this ten thousand times

(Source: meme4u, via making-lovefaces)

Timestamp: 1397991911

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

(via laviechatoyante)

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

image

Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr, via laviechatoyante)

demonic-stuffedanimal:

Tumblr could learn a lesson from this…

(Source: nintendocanada, via final-love)

Timestamp: 1397945520

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

(via miscaitlin)